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okey
Поставьте смайлики после каждого правила. Или попросите детей. Вот у меня получилось так:

Rule 1: Life is not fair. Get used to it. :nud: cheesy.gif

Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something before you feel good about yourself. 900012.gif

Rule 3: You will NOT make $40,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone, until you earn both. 00043.gif

Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. 300011.gif

Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping; they called it opportunity. :no:

Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault. Don't whine about your mistakes -- learn from them. :stul:

Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how "cool" you are. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parents' generation, try "delousing" the closet in your own room.900013.gif

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life has not. In some schools they have abolished failing grades; they'll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to anything in real life. 00021.gif

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do that on your own time. shocked.gif

Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs. 300013.gif

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. 900010.gif
Delfinchik
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okey
Прошу прощения, конечно, модератор, но если перевести - потеряется вся прелесть. Это как раз для Goblin'a. Вы бы лучше смайликов добавили. 00046.gif
Delfinchik
Rule 1: Life is not fair. Get used to it. :nud:

Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something before you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3: You will NOT make $40,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone, until you earn both.

Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure.

Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping; they called it opportunity. :no:

Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault. Don't whine about your mistakes -- learn from them. :stul:
Delfinchik
Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how "cool" you are. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parents' generation, try "delousing" the closet in your own room.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life has not. In some schools they have abolished failing grades; they'll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to anything in real life.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.


Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

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Craftsman
Walk softly and carry a big stick!
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